Sometimes, I wish that the famous Watergate Hotel in my beloved Washington, DC was called Waterfountain. It would be much more difficult for the cliche-driven media to use a “fountain” suffix at the end of every scandal (just imagine the Climategate becoming the Climatefountain), but in some situations it would be great.
Think now that the Pepsigate (really? Newsweek. Slow news day?) would become, in a excellent fit, the Pepsifountain.
More Pepsi for everyone!!